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good morning and happy new year, i just had the most hellish night at work

indirect surgery mention, kinda shitpost 

I want 2020 to be the year I can say I've done all I want to for transition purposes aside from like, electrolysis and voice training.

So come on 2019, let's get this shark a brand new coochie >:v

y'know that feeling of heat radiating off your body when your body temp is a bit higher than normal

feeling that rn but I'm p sure I'm not sick, just very very warm

plural stuff, positive 

Annika, Winter, Azu, and an unnamed fourth.

I'm a four-in-one friend :3

the only real consistent reminder that I was ever into mlp (aside from the 80 OCs that came from that mess) is this art piece still hanging in my bedroom that I did not too long before leaving that fandom lmao

plural stuff, nsfw text 

terrified because, while I'm a bit sleepy and it could be the caffeine crash

I'm p sure I can sense another headmate.

if so, maybe its them that's causing this

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plural stuff, nsfw text 

I know I'm comfortable with lewd things. Certain that Winter and Azu are as well.

So why were we *all suddenly uncomfortable* while doing something?

I'm both curious and terrified over the possibilities.

nsfw text, surgery mention, negative?? 

okay I tried getting lewd with my magic wand and it was going great until I found myself crying?????

It was just, passive tears I'm sure but what the heck is going on?

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nsfw text, surgery mention 

not sure why (can't be testosterone related since its higher now than it was before orchi), but my sex drive is pretty much dead

haven't been seriously horny in a while, and nowhere near how I used to be

idgi

weight, body image, shark is confused 

I apparently really don't look like I'm 270lbs?

I'm very much that weight, but literally anyone I've told how much I weigh to is always fuckin surprised???

worldbuilding, dvakiiri 

dvakiiri hatch as cute lizard-like beings that walk on all fours, but they change over time to walk on two legs over 3 (dvakiiri) years

they can live for up to 1000 years, but at 60 years they begin take on a more typical western dragon appearance and return to walking on four legs

selfie, eye contact 

local shark is cute but really doesn't like vis hairline

worldbuilding & conlang stuff, dvakiiri, tldr 

dvakiiri are an otherworldly species with characteristics that are hard to compare to humans

but a lot of them are trans

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worldbuilding & conlang stuff, dvakiiri, long post, some nsfw 

breasts can be present on any adult dvakiiri regardless of what type they are (this despite the fact they are an egg-laying reptilian-like species), though certain types are more likely to have them in a certain way

under "normal" circumstances, radvakii, lidvakii, and tudvakii are all capable of carrying eggs, while kodvakii cannot

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worldbuilding & conlang stuff, dvakiiri, long post 

all dvakiiri look like radvakii (one-ears) until they're about 13 (dvakiiri) years old

one dvakiiri year is 12 earth years

a dvaki is considered an adult at 18 dvakiiri years (216 earth years)

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