i signed up with @blackle and, i didn't get internet service but i did start transforming into a mass of writhing tentacles.
A+ would let provide internet service again
@bleak you may have followed the PORTAL instructions either incorrectly or better than anyone ever had!
@bleak *quietly* the orb....
@blackle i never got instructions, only this mysterious orb https://awoo.space/media/UgTS4HdkqAZwtEbPZuY