Suricrasia Online (Inactive) @blackle@computerfairi.es
Moved to -> @SuricrasiaOnline
Joined Apr 2017
@djsundog well you did order a sticker :3
welcome to four-armed trans shark girls how may we take your order
@arki @grime_witch welcome to supersonic (superhydraulic?) bathysphere launching capabilities how may we take your order?
suricrasia online is a masto-only social experience, buckaroo!
Suricrasia is our homeworld!
I'm mildly upset that google wants to correct "suricrasia online" to "airasia online"
how do I get the trendy phrase guy to say "suricrasia online"...
this ISP kills fascists
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I needed to store some data, luckily Suricrasia Online was kind enough to give all their customers 100 nautical gigabytes of cloud storage!
The data comes back a bit soggy but after 5 minutes with a hair drier it's as good as when I chucked in there!
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Ever wonder where Suricrasia Online gets all their eBooks? Look no further! We're publicizing our in-house content retrieval method so you can try it at home!
https://suricrasia.online/portal/
"Some people play Fantasy Football. We play Fantasy Phone Company." god this is some relatable content
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Say hello to Blackle Mori: our only employee!!! https://computerfairi.es/media/5pNUWaqJg1hLXw1FbfU
@bleak *quietly* the orb....
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@blackle i never got instructions, only this mysterious orb https://awoo.space/media/UgTS4HdkqAZwtEbPZuY
@bleak you may have followed the PORTAL instructions either incorrectly or better than anyone ever had!
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i signed up with @blackle and, i didn't get internet service but i did start transforming into a mass of writhing tentacles.
A+ would let provide internet service again
you can hear the ring on my collar jingling around lmaooo
