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dumb poll im doing just because i have a dumb theory 

hey this is literally one quick question no need to explain yourself just uh
yeah

strawpoll.me/13504517

hey if i wanted to host a poll here what site should i use to host the poll
im considering google forms

i literally just want a one question two answers poll

@TipsyTentacle @bea (haha but seriously if i lived forever i'd get *NOTHING DONE* because i could procrastinate literally forever)

@TipsyTentacle i never got the obsession with living forever
why would you want to live *forever*
(is it because you want to be the wise boy and hold a ton of power because of it)

shit i think i made it obvious that this is a really long-winded subtoot oops

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especially if it's server software
if what the server is doing can be that harmful to [users/the network/etc], perhaps you need to consider why you think it's harmful
perhaps it isn't actually that harmful
perhaps you should let people create their own self-contained networks if they want, there's no reason to force them not to
if such a large group of people think it'll split the network apart then hey maybe you can all create your own network that federates with everyone
have fun

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all program customization options should just have a seperate category of more internal customization settings
ones that may seem like they have no need to be customized ever

even if the developer thinks it'll just cause the user to screw themselves over
just put it behind a warning that you will probably screw yourself over

let the user shoot themselves in the foot if they want
and have an easy way for them to restore defaults

@catalina the vacuum boundary is not touching the slice of bread or even connected to it as it is a vacuum

@catalina i mean like a single slice of wheat bread, laid flat
there's no other part of it, and there's no toppings for it to be an open sandwich

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@typhlosion yes it's a very average sized piece of bread
you just need to be very careful

the only thing that is not a sandwich is a single piece of bread, kept floating in the center of a sealed vaccum that is about 15 meters wide in each direction
anything else is a sandwich

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@Fuego @typhlosion a button to tap out binary bytes

the delay between bits is about a quarter of a second, you have to tap within that period if you want to enable that bit

@envgen have you tried recording the background noise with your window open and just adding it to your songs

@typhlosion at that point why not have a 16 key keyboard where each key represents each hex digit and pressing two in succession inputs that hex

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