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@iximeow@cybre.space @eevee @typhlosion nice!!! it probably doesnt actually run but nice

@cassolotl@cybre.space i mean that's probably actually a scene in 24, the most americans on tv american tv show

@Efi @HTHR@cybre.space
Burning Pouch
Your gold is permanently molten.
You cannot use it for anything other than crafting, and any attempts to use it to trade will start combat.

@Efi @HTHR@cybre.space yeah that's why you still get "gold"
in crafting-related things it'll just be treated like gold

@Efi @HTHR@cybre.space
Fool's Touch
All gold you gain becomes Fool's Gold. Attempting to trade with a merchant using Fool's Gold will only succeed if you have high stats in trading and manage to convince the merchant that it is real gold. If you fail, you will be treated as if you had tried and failed to pickpocket the merchant.

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@eevee @typhlosion im pretty sure this doesnt even compile but

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@typhlosion @eevee

ORG 0x7C00

BOOTMSG db "What's Termcap?\0"

MOV AX,0003h
INT 10h
MOV AX,1300h
MOV BX,0007h
XOR DX,DX
MOV BP,WORD [BOOTMSG]
INT 10h

loop: JMP loop

pad: times 510 - ($-$$) db 0
sig: db 0x55, 0xaa

galaxy brain: 

@eevee see i know about that but it also doesn't make the joke as funny so it's sorta a split

galaxy brain: 

@eevee twine is the only game engine that exists

everything else isn't actually game dev

it's just """video" game" dev" whatever that is

my thoughts 

anyway if you get down to the bare bones of it with none of the rules lawyering (no trying to get one with the other)

"immortality vs shapeshifting" is actually a very interesting question

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@garbados so far ruby's issue with the actual code isn't that it's invalid it just wants you to say what you mean by valid
and absolutely

and is
computerfairi.es/media/0NJUWRO

@garbados i mean the only issue is is that this is still invalid because ruby doesnt use colons but uhhhhh >_>

@amphetamine@social.wxcafe.net @djsundog @KitRedgrave assume that you want your brain patterns to remain when you shapeshift

analysis so far 

so uh my theory is bunk
but it does show a completely different theory
responses on twitter were much more snap judgements while mastodon opinions were seemingly more thought out

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dumb poll im doing just because i have a dumb theory 

@blackle@dev.glitch.social yeah, but you still get older

dumb poll im doing just because i have a dumb theory 

@blackle@dev.glitch.social immortality means you stay same body you just get to live for as long as you want to

dumb poll im doing just because i have a dumb theory 

@amphetamine@social.wxcafe.net no
it's basically just like "okay click here to instantly die if you wanna"

dumb poll im doing just because i have a dumb theory 

oh also, assume that you could cancel out on immortality at any point if you wanted to

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