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fedidrama, allcaps rant 

THE FEDIVERSE IS DESIGNED TO LITERALLY WORK WITH THIS EXACT THING PEOPLE ARE SAYING WILL KILL MASTODON

THE NETWORK ISN'T GOING TO SPLIT UP INTO SINGLE NODES

INSTANCES THAT WANT TO STAY TOGETHER WILL STAY TOGETHER

INSTANCES CAN BLOCK OTHER INSTANCES IF THEY WANT

YOU'RE JUST GOING TO GET MULTIPLE GROUPS

IF YOUR INSTANCE IS BEING BLOCKED BY EVERYONE YOU WANT TO FEDERATE WITH, PERHAPS YOU'RE WRONG AND SUPPORTING PRACTICES THAT SHOULDN'T BE SUPPORTED

@corzntin if pangaea splits into multiple land forms, all not connected to each other, im sad to say that i believe earth wont survive through this summer

Computer Fairies moderation 

@admin that was like a tennis ball phasing out of existence as it was being served
i literally saw it disappear from my timeline as soon as i reboosted
huh.

lb wish i could boost that with a cw for "aggressive not caring"

@Incatoxication because it has different rules and policies, so you may have a nicer experience

@twitter@mastodon.technology did it happen again

@blackle its because shells interpret the processor line

@Rezulux oh yeah i had a shortbow and it was basically my weapon for "allow me to pick at you while i get closer so i can hit you with my hammer"

@Rezulux i honestly only picked rogue because i saw "high agility and acrobatics" and was like "Yes please"

@Rezulux it was definitely not berating
it was more "uh,"

@Rezulux honestly that was probably the best session because it was basically "Angry Rogue With Hammer and Bard Who Can Only Cause Damage With Jokes fight Like, Ten Rats"

@Rezulux we did actually try rolling intimidate on a door but fortunately we managed to just break it down

the person who was training us was not exactly pleased with our approach and informed us that we couldve just looked for the key

@Rezulux i joined a dnd game once and we finished one single starter campaign
it was a good dnd
intimidate was a free action so i would just yell at everything until it was scared of me
i managed to intimidate so hard i scared rats

؜

i was not a very good rogue

@Rezulux it was actually a joke about a theoretical 4D 200 sided die

but also im imagining this but D&D computerfairi.es/media/LYCknRj

when you fuck up a message and you cant cancel it sending and you just have to watch it send fucked up

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