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┃╱╱ ╲╲ this
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developers developers developers developers developers

homestar, lewd joke that's not actually lewd but, dad jokes 

apparently it is just me that has access to the youtube twilight zone

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fun fact: you can just blast through the layers of youtube by clicking on the youtube logo multiple times
thanks, new youtube recommendation algo

dear youtube: ???????
i dont have youtube red
why are you recommending me youtube red
why are you recommending FOX NEWS WHAT TH

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consider: sink hole inside a mall that doesnt affect the structure of the mall so there's just a giant hole inside of a mall

??? 

riding an escalator down straight into the water

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honestly moving houses every year and also learning to read before i had conversations basically destroyed my chances of pronouncing anything correctly

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accent level: pronouncing "chaos" as if it's a plural of "chao"

(the joke is i used to actually do this for a while when i was younger)

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probably bad fearmongering, gs 

fun fact: if a gnu social instance user is following you and you post a private post it's visible on their instance from /main/all to users not even logged in okay thanks bye

thought on homophobia, sexism, bleh 

i dont remember where i heard this from but i heard an interesting thought:

"the reason some men don't like gay men is because they're worried they'll be treated the same way they treat women"

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