Show newer

back to the living room to open presents, I got you everything I knew you wouldn't enjoy, all bad and for boys.
You dared to steal my husband from me, I don't care if you were just a baby.
I have to make sure you look as ugly as i make you feel.
its okay you didn't jump for joy at the bible I got you, smile bigger when I take the picture.
turn this way look up look down move your hand NO HERE YOU STUPID FUCKING LITTLE BITCH

its ok

Show thread

bits and bobs and decorations
hang this ornament or there will be consequences.
God was born and you will be my doll for this day.
Sing his songs at the manger scene, I don't care if you're so sick all you see is green.
Song 15 you dared to stop, blood in your throat shouldnt make you cough
Here we are at the sink, to get the taste dove out of you're mouth.
You'll have to drink, in copious amounts
"I wouldn't have to do this if you weren't such an evil child."

It's a snow and wind storm today.
Spud does not approve.

nsfw implication comic 

Left their trans friend in the car when going to the grimy mechanic

"I'm still not even sure what it's supposed to do to improve my Windows experience. All it did was deteriorate my Windows experience until I was driven to hardware sabotage." #genAI #copilot

they should invent HRT that gives you a chitinous exoskeleton

10 hour days in the freezing temps, chucking heavy packages around on your period sure is fun.

I wanna die

Land Back. Traditions Back. Ceremony Back. Stickball Back. Cultures Back. Languages Back.

EVERYTHING BACK

i love kinks that are like "I'm traumatized and cannot process love easily so i need you to either literally be awful to me or dote on me so much that i get it"

- carrie

Show older
Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!