Budsofstone @budsofstone@computerfairi.es

please, everyone, just cool it for a day

the moon is NOT full

the gibbous is STILL WAXING

don't go howling yet

I think one of the #lamest #things you can do as a #human is not be clear about your #intentions.

never ask a man his dick size, a woman her bra size, or a megacorp what it was doing during ww2
https://mastodon.social/@bastianallgeier/115315153621497900

our melody is louder than a shout

hmm...

#shitpost

A+ hammock face

Thinking of this classic* @smbccomics during Cybersecurity Awareness Month

*From 2012 (!?)

https://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=2526

#cybersecurity

My students got to see some really good paramecium in their samples today, but this view of a contractile vacuole stole the show. 😍 #ScienceTeachers #science #microbiology #paramecium #microscope #microbe #singlecellws

Me: browses to a site
Website: "Well HELLO!"
Dillo browser: "Hi, can I have your very finest plain HTML?"
Website: "PPP-PPPWWEEEEASE ENABLE JS AND DISABLE YOUR AD-BLOCKER, UWU"
Me: Twirls moustache and laughs maniacally

Kids Exploring Ancient Ruins 😄

#archaeohistories

every time a bluesky mod does something fucked up im like "my mastodon admin doesn't do that. my mastodon admin gives me drugs and jerks me off"

Oldie but goldie

I don't necessarily blame people or organizations who took money from Google 10-15 years ago.

But those who received funding in recent years or plan to in the future really deserve to get called out on it, and should expect it to be mentioned when their work is being discussed.

POV You're on a date with Xenia

Had some of our local King Parrots come to visit this afternoon. This one noticed I was whistling at it (to notify it of the seed I'd just put out).

#AustralianKingParrot #bird #AustralianWildlife #WildOz