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please, everyone, just cool it for a day

the moon is NOT full

the gibbous is STILL WAXING

don't go howling yet

I think one of the #lamest #things you can do as a #human is not be clear about your #intentions.

never ask a man his dick size, a woman her bra size, or a megacorp what it was doing during ww2
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My students got to see some really good paramecium in their samples today, but this view of a contractile vacuole stole the show. 😍 #ScienceTeachers #science #microbiology #paramecium #microscope #microbe #singlecellws

Me: browses to a site
Website: "Well HELLO!"
Dillo browser: "Hi, can I have your very finest plain HTML?"
Website: "PPP-PPPWWEEEEASE ENABLE JS AND DISABLE YOUR AD-BLOCKER, UWU"
Me: Twirls moustache and laughs maniacally

every time a bluesky mod does something fucked up im like "my mastodon admin doesn't do that. my mastodon admin gives me drugs and jerks me off"

I don't necessarily blame people or organizations who took money from Google 10-15 years ago.

But those who received funding in recent years or plan to in the future really deserve to get called out on it, and should expect it to be mentioned when their work is being discussed.

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