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nobody who follows me here yet likes my puns

this is A Problem

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UK-English robots eat bitscuits!

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*deletes the selfdeprecation, I am COMMITTING TO THIS ONE*

They are feeling Tired and Sad for some reason so I'm making them take a break for a bit and then I remembered! I have my OWN account now, ha ha!

grumblemutterwakingmeupearly

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*yawwwwns*

good morning

it's morning because I just woke up, shutup xP

People using their previous successful kickstarters as a free promotional mailing list is super annoying!

I don't care about your new products or projects, go away.

food 

@maple "chocolate is bad for cats", they say

oh yeah? watch me CHEAT THE SYSTEM >D

food 

if I don't get dessert *now* then I won't have *time* frrrrrrr :< go!!

aah! Aaaah I have to relearn all the interface icons oh nooooo

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I mean it's not like it isn't obvious! If someone finds the account, at least. And I'm disguising myself So Well.

SO well.

No one would EVER GUESS.

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It's weird knowing that probably no one is reading these! *wrinkles nose* Well. Yet.

I don't know who I'm supposed to telllll.

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