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I like to classify content aka slop and opinions into two categories :abunhdhop:

Mosquito 

@osric :abunhdcry: I'd use mine as a whip. A bun can dream :abunhdcry:

Mosquito 

@osric Lure the mosquito near you. expose one of your ears, when the mosquito is really close to your ear, clap your hands to kill the mosquito. be quick. :abunhd:

When twitch came out to solve the 'entertainment stream' issue on serious streaming services. I wasn't very interested in watching streams so I spent more that a decade away from that part of the internet (parasocial behavior made no sense to me).

Then vtubers became a thing, I'm actually watching streams and fast forward now the whole fuss on parasocial behavior got fixed by consealing one's identity in an acceptable way and made doxxing less prevalent.

I hope I didn't miss out on much.

petition to change the name of UNIX command disown to emancipate :abunhd:

Just when everything seems to make sense, You get another serving. Even when you're full of it. :abunhdsadpat: Deep breaths, you can't have too many deep breaths. :abunhd:

W-wait... they were listening?! :bunhd:

Of course they were listening, They hit under all that adhd camouflage :bunhdgrumpy:

Do you anthromorphize animals or animalize humans? :bunhdthinking: so, apparently furries have a commutative property :bunhdowo:

There's a whole world of GPU artifacting astigmatism won't let me see. :abunhdcry:

Well chatGPT just gave me emotional support :abunhdsadpat:

So, an enormous amount of machine failure error messages in the output of dmesg can mean either a genuine hardware fault or dust on some key part :abunhdsadpat:

cw: fetish mention 

Having a food fetish is really useful if you're diabetic :abunhd:

@mavica_again Sorry to pop in unannounced, I just wanted to say I accept you.

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