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@Lumb
Air has very low inertia. A shart would probably create more thrust. The shit pellet has the high inertia and the compressed gas in the colon can generate high acceleration. Thus, by sharting you can propel yourself with a decent momentum.

unsanitary 

@Lumb
How ever the path of the colon must be align to an axis that go through your center of mass to maximize momentum and minimize angular momentum.

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