Y'all...

I got groceries today. Delivery. I ordered one pound of cold cuts. I got

AN ENTIRE HAM

Eight pounds of ham. A newborn baby's worth of ham. A gallon of water's weight of ham.

I will never be able to eat all of this.

I contacted customer service and they told me to keep it.

I need to find a charity around here that will take it because I do not want to waste 77 dollars of ham.

THE WHOLE HAM, PEOPLE.

@indi That could be an awesome Christmas dinner for some family. Did they at least give you your cold cuts?

@deadrose it's already cured and etc. It's for cold cuts. And no, I didn't get mine - but I did get a refund.

@indi Somebody was too lazy to operate the slicer, huh?

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