Y'all...
I got groceries today. Delivery. I ordered one pound of cold cuts. I got
AN ENTIRE HAM
Eight pounds of ham. A newborn baby's worth of ham. A gallon of water's weight of ham.
I will never be able to eat all of this.
I contacted customer service and they told me to keep it.
I need to find a charity around here that will take it because I do not want to waste 77 dollars of ham.
THE WHOLE HAM, PEOPLE.
@indi That could be an awesome Christmas dinner for some family. Did they at least give you your cold cuts?
@indi Somebody was too lazy to operate the slicer, huh?