me, with my back facing the camera, my arms crossed, lookin' badass: wanna get better at drawing? painting? you wanna know my secret art training regimen?

the audience: (holding their breath as they've been waiting for this for episodes)

me: THEN DRAW! PAINT! EVERYDAY! EVEN IF YOUR JOINTS GET SORE AND YOU RUN OUT OF PAINT!! ESPECIALLY IF YOU RUN OUT OF IDEAS!!! & FOR GOODNESS SAKE,

(dramatic explosion)

USE REFERENCES!!!!