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y'all haven't heard, The Legend of John Mastodon?
He's 69 Feet tall, with his trusty pal Tooty the Orange Mastodon
He's the most famous programmer of them all
Just mentioning his name makes other social media tremble and fall
One click-clack of his famous giant keyboard and Tooty's famous 'toot!' would make everyone gather near & far
For none would want to miss his memes, the freshest around, no matter how bizarre
idk how well known Paul Bunyan is outside of North America, but that's what this post is based on