I think for this splatfest I'm inspired by that one comedian's bit where he explains how he's not an expert in like, anything, but, what if, there was a giant dinosaur in that lake
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I half expect someone to jump into this toot saying they know who I'm talking about/referencing and that guy is problematic somehow, and I wouldn't doubt it, but that's not the point
the point is I'm picking the least likely of the 3 because
(in the same tone as "what if it was purple!") what if there's a dinosaur in that lake!
