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absolutely absurd american culture nonsense at 2:30 am 

(watching the ferris wheel defunctland episode)

I'm sorry, what, what was that guys name again?

(starts singing to the tune of "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt")

George Washing-ton Gale Ferris Junior, his name was my name too! 🎶

whenever he'd go out, the people would all shout! 🗯️

there's goes George Washington Gale Ferris Junior da nananana nananana 🎶

George-

re: absolutely absurd american culture nonsense at 2:30 am 

late night note: I don't know how uniquely American John Jacob Jingleheimer Schidt is, but naming your kid "George Washington" feels pretty up there on Bullshit Things American's Do

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