so you're tellin' me, some immortal-ish (maybe an elf) guy watches everyone?
to single handedly alignment chart style determine if they've been good or evil on a yearly basis

and because of this constant magical surveillance, I should consider the benefits of generosity for it’s own sake…

because he IS coming? no doubts? no reschedules? stand-ins?

to hand deliver his judgement not only to my residence but everyone? in one night?

via magical reindeer?!

idk,....