Manager: "Has anyone ever called you Elly Belly?"
Me: ".........nooooo????? That's a new one?????"
Manager: "Yeah, that's more of an Elliot nickname. My friend's dog is named Elliot and he rolls over and shows his belly so we call him Elly Belly"
Me, thinking: [I can't believe I'm getting kinkshamed by my manager on like, 2 different levels]