My work: Hey, we're gonna have a little team building/meet the crew since we have a bunch if new people! It's gonna be Friday night from 8 to 10 downtown and everyone can go and y'all get a few free drinks!
Also my work: Hey, the roastery reserved the second floor of a bar for dinner before the event at 6pm, RSVP for it!
Also also my work: No, we aren't going to close the store early, the closers are still scheduled to get out at 10pm at the store that's about a 20 minute drive away