Coffeeshop ranting
While I'm at it:
I have heard literally everything you can say to me, you are not original.
If I say I'm kinda tired don't say "but you work with all this coffee how are you tired???"
If I'm not currently on the clock and I'm in line near you, don't say "oh hey, you're on the wrong side of the counter" as if I can ONLY be working