Really bad kink joke (context)
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I kept bumping into my coworker today and like, stepping on their heel and shoe on accident like, 6 times or so
One of my other coworkers said something about not noticing someone, so I said to him "Wow, can't even notice when I coworker is around how rude!"
The coworker k was bumping into all day said "Wow, that's a lot coming from Miss Keeps Stepping On Me"
Really bad kink joke
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Me: "Look, some places you have to pay really good money to be stepped on alright?!"
Them: [laughing] [no more laughing] "Evelyn did you say some places you have to pay money to be stopped on????"
Me: "I'm doing a service by stepping on people for free!!!"
Me: [wheezing out of breath, light headed] "oh my God I'm so sorry that is super not work jokes"
