I'm going to go get Burger King and then watch Cats, cuz I have no regard for what I put in my body.

Alright I got my ticket. This theater empty. I should add I’ve never seen anything Cats related. I’ve only absorbed it through cultural osmosis.

Hold up one other person has showed up here! Let us surf the River Styx together!

Oh god even before the movie starts there’s awful CGI animal. The Call of the Wild has cartoony cgi dogs that do not look good at all.

Fuck I heard of Dr. Dolittle being a shit show but I had no idea it was one of those edgy remakes like Maleficent or Alice in Wonderland. Hot Topic ass Dolittle. They play a fucking somber remix of What a Wonderful World.

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@fillertrack it looks like the perfect "Fuck You It's January" movie

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