gonna have to get long fabric i dont mind a rabbit destroying
https://www.verywellfamily.com/how-to-make-a-baby-sling-from-a-sheet-284478
this seems to be the most sensible way to solve orum's "i want you to cuddle me for an hour but wrapped around your neck, and not sitting on your lap" issue
this is the most sensible, i can get a cheap, stretchy, large fabric cut from micheals or something
and?? orum will go back to getting what he wants and thats
being shoved down my bra
