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someone gimme money so I can open up a little cafe somewhere in Washington

@BestGirlGrace I got baited hard into looking at that link because of this toot

ugh I absolutely have to commission someone to draw my fursona as a coffee magical girl with her portafilter magic wand

you can tell when im on my laptop because nothing is capitalized since i dont have my phones autocorrect to change it

Ah, the hot argument on Twitter right now is how a/c in offices is bad actually

Idea: coffee magical girl with a portafilter magic wand

Ugh my manager is stressed to all hell and so the whole shift feels stressful 🙃

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@Lioness finally the good bunny content I've been waiting for

Coffee, immature genitals joking 

I poured a heart for a drink and a regular asked if I ever get the urge to just pour a dick and I told him to look up what a rosetta is

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@aCuteLittleBox@fedi.lynnesbian.space bun bun bun

Coffee, immature genitals joking 

Getting really good at pouring rosettas as an excuse to draw dicks at work

@behold3r I know a bit about tea
Those are the two options though, I CAN NOT cook

tbh date me and I'll make you coffee all the time
You want a handpour? BOOM done. Iced coffee? I got flash ice coffee or cold brew? ESPRESSO??? you gotta buy me a machine for that I'm not cheap

For about 2½ weeks during pride we sold $5 raffle tickets and all that money went to the gender health clinic downtown
We were able to get $1215 which feels pretty nice for just a single local cafe

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