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Cursed chocolate 

So I bought my coworker some truffles before they went on their vacation and dropped em off and one of them was a dark chocolate BALSAMIC truffle
We split it and Y I K E S it sure was something

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This ISN'T from a Nazi (it's a review of my work from 2 years ago) but it IS hilarious

I'm on my third cup of coffee and zero piece of food 🙃

I think I have some old estradiol I can crush up and slip into coffee

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Fuckers know NOTHING about Chromatic
Half the people working there are trans, half the people that work there are POC, we've done fundraisers for Raices and for a gender clinic that for built in SJ, we constantly highlight women in coffee
Proud Boy chuds should hate us anyway

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Come to my work for your daily Far Left Propaganda

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One of my favorite things was when they finally made Bobby pins not weigh like a whole pound each and then the next patch that came out like, immediately somehow broke that and they went back to weighing way too much

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The best thing about Fallout 76 being a live service game is that it can be given the honor of Worst Game of the Year EVERY YEAR

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aaaaaaand time to go back to sleep for another hour or 2

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It's far too early for bunnies to be awake right now

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#Tiktok is:
- Sending your searches to Facebook.
- Sending your watched videos and usage time to Appsflyer partners.
- Fingerprints the hardware of the person watching the shared video on both web browser and mobile app using canvas leak and audio API.
- Embeds sharer ID into shared video URLs, hides it via URL shortening.
- And more!

Since they do not ask for consent they're in violation of multiple EU privacy laws. :blobcatsip:

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I shouldn't be up this late I gotta get up at like 7 -_-

Gonna print up shirts that say "No coffee for fascists" for everyone at work

Ooooooh, the chud that left a Facebook comment was the founder of the Bay Area Proud Boys yeehaw the rest of this month is gonna be fun

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And yet they STILL HAVEN'T left a 1-star tell review????
I kicked out a Proud Boy, what else do I have to do to get a bad yelp review about me?!

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