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I don't wanna go to sleep but I have to do laundry tomorrow morning before work 😭

My only way if flirting at work is giving people free drinks

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Me flirting is just sorta looking off into the void and trying to stammer out any kind of coherent sentence

@ cute queer girls pls don't come in while I'm working I get too flustered and can't make drink good

Cute queer(?) girl I have a crush on is back tonight
The same one I was talking to and got distracted and made two drinks wrong a bit ago

ACAB, mentions of a bunch of different crimes including abuse 

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My coworker that is literally always wrong said Olympia is like Santa Cruz except way grosser and dirtier and just like
Jesus Christ santa Cruz is so much worse than Olympia oh my God

lmao the bass player from dredg just came into my work and saw my dredg tattoo

I wanna move up to Washington TT-TT
It's probably gonna happen in 2020, I can feel it

Housing talk 

I went to look at Olympia house prices and the first house I saw was a 1500 sqft two story, 3 bed 2.5 bath house with an estimated monthly payment of $1800 (total price of $339,000) and like
Our rent right now for a two bedroom 1.5 bath townhouse is $2400 in San Jose

Tattoo 

Alright!
Bandage is off, took a shower, gave it a gentle wet wipedown, and I've lotioned 'er up and here we are

Is Terry saying "are you ok?" before completely annihilating someone with Buster Wolf the MOST disrespectful thing in Smash?

Ugh I have so much Outer Worlds to catch up on

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