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Like yeah duh, I know the point of soeedruns is to tirelessly find the most optimal way of doing things but in Souls games it's so great because of the pedigree of Souls games

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I love that Souls bosses are like "Ok, I have to wait and be patient and watch these patterns and time my attacks between theirs" and for speedrunners it's literally just "yeah if you run right at their face and wack their limbs they are in stunlock and you can win in 30 seconds"

Apple make a trans Pride apple watch band you cowards

Voice is hella deep and graggly because my throat is all gross right now so when Kati got home and I yelled "DVD" like Coach McGuirk

Skinner heard someone get home so she got up and isn't snuggling anymore TT-TT

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What if we put Shrek's head on top of Tim's body! 

It'd look something... like this!

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"I kick her ass. I most assuredly kick her ass. Cirno has the most kickable ass in all of Touhou. She is an icee machine that talks. No dimes. I would fight her and win." - Lan 2020

I'm sick and tired and cold someone come snuggle and take care of me

Also lmao lmao I've had medical insurance all this time at Chromatic and went to the doctor like once and now it's been a month out of work and it feels like I'm getting strep

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lmao rip oh no I think I got hit HARD with a sick

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Food 

I'm gonna eat fucking PIZZA ROLLS!!!!!!

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Gettin turnt to the Cuphead OST at half past midnight like a champ

I know that like, retweeted or revined are also made up nothing words but WOW "rebyted" just does not feel good to say and sounds absolutely hilarious

God it's still wild to me that Uncut Gems got zero Oscar nominations

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