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This tree is named Hyperion. Standing at a height of 115.61 metres, it is Earth's tallest known living tree.

Hyperion is a coast redwood (sequoia sempervirens) and it lives somewhere in Redwood National Park in California. The exact location is remote, and is being kept secret to avoid any potential ecological damage or vandalism which too many visitors might bring.

@maddummy That's exactly what I was trying to do with the old Cthulhu account.

Lovecraft was a shitty old ass and I vote we reclaim all his ideas for the gays

remember kids: "ufo" doesn't mean "alien spacecraft", it just means "unidentified flying object". anything in the sky can be a ufo if youre bad enough at identifying things

It's so cold and rainy and t)(at's incredibly unsexy of t)(e weat)(er!!!!

Gross (emeto), medication mention. 

Ug)( I can feel my morning meds trying to come back up my t)(roat.

(negative) 

@starwall I dunno if you wanted a genuine answer to this, but I'd recommend checking out Psybient! It's a very calming music genre. My favorite artist is Ott and here's my favorite of their tracks!

youtu.be/8vN8hBraZUM

Gender stuff, names. 

W)(y must all my favorite names be so F-EMININ-E. I just wanna )(ave a cool name wit)(out worrying aboat being misgendered. 38(

)(ead over )(ere if you're interested in a Monster Prom party )(eck yea)(.

discord.gg/AnbKm4

Anyone else want to join in for Monster Prom, at a present or future date?

twitter trending: painfully unfunny and wordy tags like #HowToRuinChristmasInFiveWords and #TrumpStumpedByCrump
fedi trending: #women is permanently locked in to the number one trending spot. one person will invent a hashtag as a joke, a dozen other people will repeat the joke, and the hashtag is trending for the next two days

Roleplay stuff, meme. 

Someone, posting a 3-paragrap)( starter: Sorry, I know it's long but you don't )(ave to matc)( lengt)(!
Me:

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