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I just broke a cup but don't tell my parents it's one of my mot)(er's favorites.

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Ben Lubar (any pronouns)

obscure sexual positions 

mercenary position: give your partner a sword and hire them to slay your enemies

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Obscure sexual positions 

Reverse Romanian Wilkinson: Okay, so you need a penguin mask, a bag of marbles, and a kilo of guacamole,

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Love lizards....

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snoozlebee

GOBLIN WEEK IS HERE

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Unfortunately, t)(e cold is makoing my knees )(urt, cod dam...

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Also new pencils!!!!

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I )(AV-E A N-EW BOOK, FUCK Y-EA)(.

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I AWAK-EN.

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-Everyone mast reelax, listen to me learn t)(e didgeridoo.

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O)( cod my lips are numb now.

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⚸ Gotham Strong

mastodon.social is the tutorial zone/low level first zone in a mmo. @garfiald is the guy who is as high of level as you can get in the zone who runs around one shotting monsters and blowing the minds of newbies

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Me: My bard plays a song on t)(eir didgeridoo!
Me: [W)(IPS OUT MY OWN DIDG-ERIDOO]

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My D&D group's time is numbered.

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W)(ile you were a )(omestuck, I studied t)(e didgeridoo.

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Once I remember )(ow to play my didgeridoo, it is OV-ER for my D&D group.

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I just need to remember )(ow to play!!!!

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I FOUND MY DIDG-ERIDOO AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

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nyan8inary les8inyan!!

@feferi ya feel like, trustworthy! like if ya ever accidentally got urself into trouble you could just fuckin crash at ur place and it'd 8e fine. Safe Good
like. the sound when you're underwater? that too. deep ocean motherfucker! 8ut cool!!
so hmm, i guess you're like the equivalant of a dark cave at the 8each that gives off 8oth ominous and comforting energy? a cave that if ya went to in a storm you Know you'd 8e safe in, somehow, if that all makes sense!!

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@vriskaleijon I LOV-E T)(IS...... T)(ANK YOU SO MUC)(!!!!!!!!!! 38D

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