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me: i'm speed running this shower!!

me: *proceeds to take a 58 minute shower like some sort of fucking sea creature*

O)(! I do )(ave a book on palaeoart now, t)(oug)(!!!! So t)(at's exciting!!!!

I just broke a cup but don't tell my parents it's one of my mot)(er's favorites.

obscure sexual positions 

mercenary position: give your partner a sword and hire them to slay your enemies

Obscure sexual positions 

Reverse Romanian Wilkinson: Okay, so you need a penguin mask, a bag of marbles, and a kilo of guacamole,

Unfortunately, t)(e cold is makoing my knees )(urt, cod dam...

-Everyone mast reelax, listen to me learn t)(e didgeridoo.

mastodon.social is the tutorial zone/low level first zone in a mmo. @garfiald is the guy who is as high of level as you can get in the zone who runs around one shotting monsters and blowing the minds of newbies

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Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!