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I need to go back to t)(e aquarium sometime soon, be amongst my people.

I'm watc)(ing Blue Planet II and getting SO MANY Miranda kinfeels.

15 Amazing Tips For Using Red Pepper Flakes To Prevent Zombie Takeovers

its also worth noting that vampyroteuthis infernalis literally means vampire squid from hell

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time to talk about my favorite creature! the vampire squid (vampyroteuthis infernalis)! despite its name, it's neither a squid nor an octopus, but is similar to both! it shares many traits with cirrate octopi tho, like its deep-sea habitat, 8 webbed tentacles, the spines that line the underside of its tentacles, and its lack of ink sacs. it's small, growing to a maximum of 1 foot but has proportionally the largest eyes of any creature! though it lacks ink it can squirt bioluminescent mucus!

sometimes you just gotta put on a plague mask and wander around the house ominously for a bit

DID YOU KNOW?
The U.S. Government has admitted that they messed up and two people in the world are phone number twins!
COULD IT BE US?
Maybe! Let’s get that phone number and find out!

it's time for the next fishie!! the first time i saw a pipefish i thought it was just a stretched out seahorse, and since they share the same family (Syngnathidae) i'm still saying that they are

i included some different types of pipefish as the images (check the captions!)

pipefish are found in tropical or sub-tropical waters and are usually saltwater, but have been known to survive in freshwater!

they feed by using their mouth as a tiny vacuum! most like to suck up tiny crustaceans!

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Acs)(elly woke up nicely t)(is time. A nice soft bed, all cozied up into, a storm coming outside... It's nice!

I'm just going to bury myself in Monster Prom music until I can sleep again.

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