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retrollian this ill give you an scp
(yes i stole this from my datemate)

@kanayawn T)(at's ALMOST ------EXACTLY my own -Extended Zodiac sign, w)(at t)(e fuck.

@turntechgodhead@trollian.space Literally just a connected mass of spiders.

retoot this and ill assign u an extended zodiac sign. dont tell me ur zodiac or aspet or nothin. im sigh kick

@kanayawn Plant that grows chicken nuggets, exactly the same as normal chicken nuggets, even in boxes.

@Kit_Myotis Horrible mass of flailing limbs and teeth that catches anyone outside and drags them away.

@psiioniic Dog t)(at speaks -Englis)( and tries to lead people into t)(e forest to eat t)(em.

berries wiki: rat rat good boy
trollian wiki: i dunno, but apparently people hate it

@nyapeta Mysterious Youtube commenter that predicts t)(e deat)( of t)(e person w)(o posted t)(e video t)(ey commented on.

sadly, removed 16 of my followers by destroying trollian. gladly, less homestuck on my home timeline

@glyzinite A sheet that floats on the surface of the water, but wraps up people and drowns them if they try to get close.

@pchoooooo Vampiric deer. It's basically the same as every other deer, except it doesn't show up in mirrors or pictures.

Anyways retoot this and I'll assign you a made up cryptid.

I must remain as an urban legend, unknown, unseen, undocumented.

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