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Dang.

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Nya!

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I just broke a cup but don't tell my parents it's one of my mot)(er's favorites.

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Ben Lubar (any pronouns)

obscure sexual positions 

mercenary position: give your partner a sword and hire them to slay your enemies

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Obscure sexual positions 

Reverse Romanian Wilkinson: Okay, so you need a penguin mask, a bag of marbles, and a kilo of guacamole,

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Love lizards....

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snoozlebee

GOBLIN WEEK IS HERE

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Unfortunately, t)(e cold is makoing my knees )(urt, cod dam...

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Also new pencils!!!!

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I )(AV-E A N-EW BOOK, FUCK Y-EA)(.

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I AWAK-EN.

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-Everyone mast reelax, listen to me learn t)(e didgeridoo.

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O)( cod my lips are numb now.

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⚸ Gotham Strong

mastodon.social is the tutorial zone/low level first zone in a mmo. @garfiald is the guy who is as high of level as you can get in the zone who runs around one shotting monsters and blowing the minds of newbies

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Me: My bard plays a song on t)(eir didgeridoo!
Me: [W)(IPS OUT MY OWN DIDG-ERIDOO]

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My D&D group's time is numbered.

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W)(ile you were a )(omestuck, I studied t)(e didgeridoo.

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Once I remember )(ow to play my didgeridoo, it is OV-ER for my D&D group.

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I just need to remember )(ow to play!!!!

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I FOUND MY DIDG-ERIDOO AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

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