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Just wanna look around at t)(e world!!!!! And listen to music!!!!

c'mon, it's not the 90's anymore - you don't need to stick to web-safe genders

me: i'm speed running this shower!!

me: *proceeds to take a 58 minute shower like some sort of fucking sea creature*

O)(! I do )(ave a book on palaeoart now, t)(oug)(!!!! So t)(at's exciting!!!!

I just broke a cup but don't tell my parents it's one of my mot)(er's favorites.

obscure sexual positions 

mercenary position: give your partner a sword and hire them to slay your enemies

Obscure sexual positions 

Reverse Romanian Wilkinson: Okay, so you need a penguin mask, a bag of marbles, and a kilo of guacamole,

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Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!