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Positive vent. 

Me: [Growing as a person, becoming more c)(ill and better in every way]
My ex: [Still wis)(ing deat)( on anyone t)(ey dislike slig)(tly]

the xenomorph, up close, open mouth and everything 

hello there beautiful

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Like my mental state is actually good and not just in a manic or depressed state? Like )(oly fuck. I'm now)(ere near as bad as I was t)(en.

Just got contacted by an old irl sc)(ool friend and like..... Damn, I'm doing so muc)( better t)(an back t)(en.

IRL selfie. 

Dumbass loser doesn't know )(ow to put on lipstick.

Also forgets t)(eir glasses.

I've touc)(ed a giraffe before.

T)(ey're surprisingly soft.

I'm feeling very aggressively passionate and affectionate tonig)(t.

Dragons tend to be a little vain but that's okay because, well, they're not wrong

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