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Lovecraft was a shitty old ass and I vote we reclaim all his ideas for the gays

remember kids: "ufo" doesn't mean "alien spacecraft", it just means "unidentified flying object". anything in the sky can be a ufo if youre bad enough at identifying things

It's so cold and rainy and t)(at's incredibly unsexy of t)(e weat)(er!!!!

Gross (emeto), medication mention. 

Ug)( I can feel my morning meds trying to come back up my t)(roat.

Gender stuff, names. 

W)(y must all my favorite names be so F-EMININ-E. I just wanna )(ave a cool name wit)(out worrying aboat being misgendered. 38(

)(ead over )(ere if you're interested in a Monster Prom party )(eck yea)(.

discord.gg/AnbKm4

Anyone else want to join in for Monster Prom, at a present or future date?

twitter trending: painfully unfunny and wordy tags like #HowToRuinChristmasInFiveWords and #TrumpStumpedByCrump
fedi trending: #women is permanently locked in to the number one trending spot. one person will invent a hashtag as a joke, a dozen other people will repeat the joke, and the hashtag is trending for the next two days

Roleplay stuff, meme. 

Someone, posting a 3-paragrap)( starter: Sorry, I know it's long but you don't )(ave to matc)( lengt)(!
Me:

Birdsite link, Monster Prom talk. 

)(OLY CARP I'M SO --------EXCIT-ED!!!!! PROVID-E M-E WIT)( T)(-E GORL!!!!!!!!!!!

twitter.com/monsterprom/status

Idk what’s going on but birds are nice I like the Andean cock of the rock most because it has a funny face

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