NIGHTMARE FISH 🦈👑 @feferi@computerfairi.es

@pchoooooo Vampiric deer. It's basically the same as every other deer, except it doesn't show up in mirrors or pictures.

Anyways retoot this and I'll assign you a made up cryptid.

I am t)(e urban legend of Trollian.space.

I must remain as an urban legend, unknown, unseen, undocumented.

I can't go muc)( longer as a some)(ow super popular and strange and unknown creature if everyone keeps making wikis.

O)( no, Trollian )(as a wiki now too????

S)(e likes to be tall.

I'm fis)(. Glub glub!

No wiki, our legends get passed down by word of mouth and oral tradition.

O)( look it's me.

Sir that's my emotional support date to Monster Prom.

I took a nap and I am ready to start )(ell yes.

On my job searc)(!!!!

My lizard is takin a snooze.