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Manic talk. 

I'm absolutely manic rig)(t now )(oly fuck. )(oly fuck. I want to do )(orrible, impulsive t)(ings.

Medical???? Disturbing?????? 

I don't know w)(at )(appened but it )(as me really concerned and scared.

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Medical???? Disturbing?????? 

Somet)(ing fucked up just )(appened to my c)(est.

I was touc)(ing one of t)(e lumps in it w)(en I felt a R-EALLY S)(ARP pain and it still )(urts.

@feferi "SCP-527 - Mr. Fish"
SCP-527 is a male humanoid, 1.67m in height, which is biologically non-anomalous, with the exception of its head, which is that of a Puntius semifasciolatus, or gold barb fish.

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@feferi A deepsea goddess lost in a slumber for eons. Can supposedly predict the future, but a price has to pay in order to recieve her gift.

Retoot this and I'll give you a government assigned SCP. This is a completely original idea, and nobody has ever done it before.

retrollian this ill give you an scp
(yes i stole this from my datemate)

@turntechgodhead@trollian.space Literally just a connected mass of spiders.

retoot this and ill assign u an extended zodiac sign. dont tell me ur zodiac or aspet or nothin. im sigh kick

@kanayawn Plant that grows chicken nuggets, exactly the same as normal chicken nuggets, even in boxes.

@Kit_Myotis Horrible mass of flailing limbs and teeth that catches anyone outside and drags them away.

@psiioniic Dog t)(at speaks -Englis)( and tries to lead people into t)(e forest to eat t)(em.

berries wiki: rat rat good boy
trollian wiki: i dunno, but apparently people hate it

@nyapeta Mysterious Youtube commenter that predicts t)(e deat)( of t)(e person w)(o posted t)(e video t)(ey commented on.

sadly, removed 16 of my followers by destroying trollian. gladly, less homestuck on my home timeline

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