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* to the tune of the spongebob op * 

<3< WHO SITS INSIDE PROSPIT JAIL IN FuCKING SPACE

<3< * aggressive slapping against bars * THIS BITCH RIGHT HERE

I also broug)(t in my giant isopod plus)(ie as a pillow.

Iconic.

I know in )(ig)(sc)(ool I became known as t)(e person w)(o would gladly bring a pillow and blankets to class to sleep.

)(ow t)(e teac)(ers still liked me, I )(ave no idea.

Reclaiming witch hunt as a term for when I chase my girlfriend through the woods for sport.

I need to write on my fic, but t)(at takes effort and stuff.

Lizard time. 

🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎

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Positive vent. 

Me: [Growing as a person, becoming more c)(ill and better in every way]
My ex: [Still wis)(ing deat)( on anyone t)(ey dislike slig)(tly]

the xenomorph, up close, open mouth and everything 

hello there beautiful

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Like my mental state is actually good and not just in a manic or depressed state? Like )(oly fuck. I'm now)(ere near as bad as I was t)(en.

Just got contacted by an old irl sc)(ool friend and like..... Damn, I'm doing so muc)( better t)(an back t)(en.

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