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Here is a list of some animals who aren't used enough in #DnD
1. Lemurs, there used to be cow sized lemurs living in Madagascar and I want to see one kill a PC
2. Bats, the bigger the better
3. Cephalopods in general
4. Baboons and Geladas
5. the noble okapi

I swear referring to Roxy as "T)(e Pink One" is fucking me up.

I am OBSC-EN-ELY clean after t)(at s)(ower. I need to use lotions moray often.

Once you turn 98 you unlock Mastodon nightmare mode which opens up a third category after the federated timeline, called the Undead Timeline

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Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!