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if i am dilating while a head of the royal family is dying, it'd be the second time this year. a'thank'ya

umh actually, if you consult a dictionary, you'll find a 'refugee' is defined as 'someone who seeks refuge'. therefore me having had to 'seek refuge' from my wife's lawyer trying to serve divorce papers in the dog shed makes me the exact same as someone on a camp in calais

@lexi L + ratio + you are being deceived by a trojan horse

just urinated directly into a cop's eyes anyone tried this

real communism has never been tried

im kinda a big deal in the sexually attractive person scene

May God grant me the confidence of a large language model.

Why blocking instances with more than 500 characters post limit is important and healthy for the fediverse?

A quick thread 🧵👇 1/?