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After 15 years since Portal release, Valve just remembered to put to soundtrack that radio song without radio effect.

Weird to hear it clean for the first time.

UK spycops 

@kirk@scholar.social you're over thinking it we just hate cops

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"Oh baby, im SO wet. I want you, i NEED you. If i dont get your cock ill DIE"

"Umm, source?"

yeah im pro-life. i do this shit for a living.
wait that means what?

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if i am dilating while a head of the royal family is dying, it'd be the second time this year. a'thank'ya

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@wizard thought this was for a smart pregnancy test at first lmao

@root nice try, but im not falling for that one again

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aaaaaaaaa i want to bully the grocery store anti-shoplifting robot aaaaaaa i want to top it

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NOW YUGI BOY, IM ABOUT TO BUST IT DOWN, "SEXUAL STYLE". THIS WILL ALLOW MY CARDS TO BECOME "GOATED" WITH THE "SAUCE". FACE IT YUGI, YOU MAY BE A WHITE BOY BUT YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR QUIRKED UP ENOUGH TO WIN.

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