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you call yourself anti-imperialist and yet you use the imperial units of measurement... curious

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@vantablack do it right now and your crush will like you back

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i really want to write a satirical article that's like 'you know in a way, USA did win this world cup'

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BREAKING: "Discord Nitro" is the new street drug police are warning parents about, they say that it's insidious, bad value for money, and demonstrates the monetisation of the network effect.

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🚨 UPDATE MISSKEY IMMEDIATELY
The Joinmisskey api just updated its vulnerable versions list, to not listing servers which using older versions known as having security flaws.
If your server is using lower than below, please update Misskey IMMEADIATELY because
new security flaw has been found, known as 'forkbomb', (*.)activitypub-troll .cf, (*.)misskey-forkbomb .cf, *.repl.co and so on.

misskey-dev/misskey
< 12.119.1
mei23/misskey
< 10.102.606-m544
mei23/misskey-v11
< 11.37.1-20221202185541
FoundKeyGang/FoundKey
< v13.0.0-preview3

did you know your instance admin can see your private parts???

just saw a normie call it the fediverse we need to come up with new, more obscure terminology for the sake of our (my) elitism

@katarzyna i mean how would you feel if some cow came up to you and said some shit like "i got two pussies"

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