gay -a --override @fyrin@computerfairi.es

according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a me should be able to exist

i would like to bring everyone's attention back to what really matters at the moment: me, and my feelings, all the time

@loki i figured now was as good a time as any, not exactly as though im doing anything else lmao

@loki hey! i decided to mark my return to mastodon with the only good thought I have had in two months

sport is stored in the balls

I don't understand people who think being bisexual is unnatural, it's biology, not straightology.

Can somebody who gets my jokes please explain them to me I'm confused

crocodile crocodile crocodile crunch
I've gotta wake up an hour before lunch
pangolin pangolin pangolin pucked
I won't wake up I'm kinda fucked

Horny For Worms 2: Don't Be

I don't fuck with sleep and sleep dont fuck with me we got it worked out

have you ever thought that maybe there is a reason people don't use eggs as bedding

hello im back and im now every baby. yes all of them. me.

I am currently on "Ugh I've been hearing about this for too goddamn long I don't care about it anymore" status for pretty much everything that exists

I'm pleased to finally be able to announce that due to their recent controversies regarding "me being tired" and "uuugh I'm too gay to be awake right now" all times between 4am and 11am have been officially banned! Thats right, they don't exist anymore! please adjust all your clocks at earliest convenience

me: uuugh I'm so tired and so busy why am I always doing so much stuff I need me time I need a break I'm so tired

also me: oooh if I just book these three train journeys on that day I can get too all three events next month! oh and I could even go see my other friend in that neighbouring city the next day! and that leads onto that great other week-long event in Scotland! wow I'm so good at scheduling!

@pounce oh no

Enter cheat code: "hello" to make Fyrin instantly fall in love with you

A new thrilling sequel, Dampe's Inferno: This Time It's Humid