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my corneas can only see into the 2.4ghz spectrum, please stop shining wifi into my eyes

programming 

javascript, more like, uh, la-um, more like lame-script, um, amirite

programming 

the more longer I spend coding the more sarcastic the error messages sound

why's mastodon a bad place for gay rights?

because there's already a bunch of gay lefts!!!!!!! please laugh

I literally miss more buses than I catch why am I like this

I love talking with chat bots they sound so passive agressive

identity discussion 

so while many will describe themselves as having always been trans, and just taking a long time to realise it, I think I genuinely was cis for most of my childhood, but as I have grown into "adult"hood I have changed dramatically, and my gender has grown in complexity to the degree that I now resonate very strongly with my genderqueer identity and feel active discomfort with considering myself male

I don't know who I will be in future, but it doesn't invalidate who I am now

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identity discussion 

my self identity has shifted a lot over the last few years, and I feel like the common narrative would suggest that those changes were all just experiments in search of my "true self", but I don't really feel like that applies, not in my case at least, I genuinely feel like all my past identities were accurate for the time, even though they directly contradict who I am now.

it's not that my labels have been changing to figure out who I am, it's that I have been changing

sad, death of a pet, grief 

@naga@octodon.social yeah, its pretty rough, I'm not very good at getting over this kind of shit which is going to make the next few days of coursework extra "fun". Literally happened on my little sisters birthday as well, sometimes things really do just align to make everything as shit as possible

gaming shitpost 

Definitely the weirdest thing about AC is that time Ezio assassinated Tom Nook to get out of his mortgage payments

I am Tired. You heard me correctly, it's really me, Tired. When people say they're fucking Tired, it means they're having sex with me.

what if "TEDx" is just talks by people who used to date Ted? 🤔

Good morning, I ate a disappointing cupcake in a dream and it's really casting a pall over my whole day

And now it's time to return to our regularly scheduled shitpost content

sad, death of a pet, grief (cont) 

His name was Cinnamon Sticks, he was playful and weird, very skittish yet always curious, a little bit dim at times, and terrified of his own shadow, but full of love and excitement at the world. I saw a lot of myself in him, and got very attached in the short time I had to get to know him.

I hope he had a good time, at least, he certainly looked like he did, and I'm glad I got to meet him before he left.

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