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@sorreltyree@tootplanet.space somehow that is actually worse

I refuse to learn anything about astrology after I learned that being a Scorpio means I'm destined to be an asshole. I will not be disrespected by these long-dead stars

the emotional energy this photo generates could power north america for weeks

Uni Deadlines, Massive -, Ranting 

@loki that's super fucking rough, I'm sending hugs and I hope your day get less shit <3

you don't gotta go fast, whatever speed you choose to go at is valid

@Cain make sure to feed him lizards or he will eat ur pans, that's just how lizards do

tiny lewd 

@nuttgodd @deidara πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

@LexYeen@snouts.online being high on main is great

imagine if cats had exoskeletons

actually on second thoughts don't imagine that it's bad

so I am awake, and I'm looking for someone to blame, any volunteers?

selfie no ec boost required by law and 🍐 

Morning qts <3

Who's idea was crustaceans? Like, wtf are they even doing? Why do crabs walk sideways, why are lobsters immortal, why can some of you shrimp literally punch hotter than the sun, and woodlice, the fuck you doing out of water!? Get back in there!

vent - 

just feeling a bit deflated and sad, need someone to cuddle me and tell me im good, but nobody exists atm

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