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birds 

im tryna watch youtube and there are just all these loudass birds tryna get in on my earholes like get outta here go eat some trees or bury some acorns or whatever the fuck it is yall get up to when ur not keeping me awake

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birds 

to double add, fuck birds are so loud why they gotta be like this how can i sleep with you all shoutin like this like what you even gotta be hollerin about you aint got exams

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420 

to add, sometimes it is 5 am and i am high

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sometimes it is 5am and thats all i have to say about that

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@sorreltyree@tootplanet.space somehow that is actually worse

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selfie no-ec 

@Amuro_Rei thankee :333

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Bee, Girl Extraordinaire

I refuse to learn anything about astrology after I learned that being a Scorpio means I'm destined to be an asshole. I will not be disrespected by these long-dead stars

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Pox :knzk:

the emotional energy this photo generates could power north america for weeks

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Uni Deadlines, Massive -, Ranting 

@loki that's super fucking rough, I'm sending hugs and I hope your day get less shit <3

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Phil

you don't gotta go fast, whatever speed you choose to go at is valid

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@ericrobokin sounds fake but ok

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@Cain make sure to feed him lizards or he will eat ur pans, that's just how lizards do

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tiny lewd 

@nuttgodd @deidara 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

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@LexYeen@snouts.online being high on main is great

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@deme I feel this on an emotional level

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imagine if cats had exoskeletons

actually on second thoughts don't imagine that it's bad

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so I am awake, and I'm looking for someone to blame, any volunteers?

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A Sand Witch 🏜

selfie no ec boost required by law and 🍐 

Morning qts <3

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It's SKAAUGUST

Currently drowning in respect women juice

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Who's idea was crustaceans? Like, wtf are they even doing? Why do crabs walk sideways, why are lobsters immortal, why can some of you shrimp literally punch hotter than the sun, and woodlice, the fuck you doing out of water!? Get back in there!

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