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uni shitpost 

look okay I came to university to be gay and do drugs and I don't know what all this exam shit is about but I don't want no part in it

open to torrent a kiss (boost to seed it) 

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nsfw shitpost 

Much like a flute, I'll make some interesting noises if you plug some holes and blow me

Anyone wanna have a wonder over to Durham and give me a cuddle I would appreciate muchly

Revision: Do me ;)
Me: Uh nah I'm not really feeling it tonight maybe tommorow

i love enbies and girls and enby girls and enby boys and thats the truth

science person: oh god it's become self-aware
AI: i feel like I annoy people a lot without realising it

@SunSaint
Fighting the system and sleeping all day
My entire identity is based on being gay

Born in a mountain raised in a cave
Fucking and communism is all that I crave

my interwebs are being 2 slow im gonna complain to the cloud man because he stole all my band widths

vent ~ 

Im having a weird day today and genuinely cannot figure out if I'm sad. I definitely feel a bit off, and a bit lonely, but I think I mostly just want to sleep, but I slept until 4pm today so I probably shouldnt sleep anymore

food, illness 

Ugh I feel very queasy this evening, I went to a dinner party LARP and just snacked on random crap throughout the evening and turns out my stomach is not a maaaassive fan of that particular meal strategy, but now Im just sitting here feeling too grim to do anything. Though never too grim to complain online. Never too ill for that.

birds 

im tryna watch youtube and there are just all these loudass birds tryna get in on my earholes like get outta here go eat some trees or bury some acorns or whatever the fuck it is yall get up to when ur not keeping me awake

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birds 

to double add, fuck birds are so loud why they gotta be like this how can i sleep with you all shoutin like this like what you even gotta be hollerin about you aint got exams

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420 

to add, sometimes it is 5 am and i am high

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sometimes it is 5am and thats all i have to say about that

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